What a Day!!!

so this morning started off rather early I woke up at 7:00 took a shower then left to go to the DMV because I got a FiX IT Ticket for expired registration 2 days ago. I stopped at 7/11 to get this wicked sour apple flavored slurpee however it wasnt working the light was blinking. I got to the dmv and waited about 90 mins. It was 90 minutes in hell. which got followed by a sequel.
As I waited I forgot my headphones and was pretty much bored to death then this girl walks right in front of me a very large girl wearing a tight white semi-see through shirt that was cut off in the belly button with her fat just hanging out. Sorry if your offended but that's just gross. Then the guy next to me whom was obviously not wearing deodorant totally ripped one and I moved my seat. Might I also add the building had like no A/C and was hot as balls! There were no empty seats and people standing as I was only 2 numbers away from being called I had a feeling of disgust at the people and the surrounding I was in. My number was called...
So finally I can get away from these Bad BO really gross farting too tight/too short shirt people. Wrong... I thought Car registration would be like $50 but I brought $75 just in case. In california they have this ridiculous tax...well they have many but let's add this one. Keep in mind that all the state of cali does when you renew your registration is give you 1 sheet of paper and tiny sticker. It was $271! Because my car was a mustang not a fucking pinto. What the fuck is that shit!!! It shouldn't matter it should be a flat rate. So I had to cal my dad and he had to go put money in my account. Oh yeah and I needed cash. So off to the bank. I noticed the wait time is almost 2 hours. So I take a new number before I leave cause I knew it wouldn't be called. I ran over to the bank then to 7/11 to get a wicked apple slurpee light was still blinking. Damn.
So I get back and there are no available seats just a milliion people standing around. I had to use the bathroom which was graffitti filled and the previous person didn't was the terd don the toilet. thank god I only hate to pee. FYI I don't believe in god.
So I'm standing next to this really fat lady in a wheelchair trying to figure out her life story if she perhaps ate herself to this way? She smelled horrible so I moved to the front where no one really one but I could still hear if my number was called. I still thought about her life story. Then this really slutty dressed like 17 year old got into an argument with the ticket guy claiming she had an appointment and didn't have to wait her name wasnt in the database akwardly amusing it went on for like 3 mintues. So I looked around and just felt digusted by the amount of fat people whom most of which I can personally aware you of there deoderant usage. I felt gross. My number was called, paid my fee, and got the hell outta there. Maybe it was a normal experience to others but I felt so gross probably what you'd feel like trapped in the wilderness without a shower. On my way home I stopped at 7/11 the slushee machine was still blinking! I rushed home and took a 30 minute shower....sorry enviornment.
If that offended you in anyway.....Whoops!
So I get home and my time warner cable is screwing up so I watch The girl Next Door on blu ray twice while I facebook. I had to pick up my friend danielle at the airport. I brought her home then went to 7/11 and saw the light wasn't blinking on the wicked apple slushee! I was so excited I pulled the knob too fast and it exploded all over me. Theres not many things you want exploded on you but wicked apple slushee is the rare exception. I filled the cup up and walked to the register. There some crazy old lady had a 7/11 grocery bag full of ice and was pouring it into an empty mega gulp cup. What the fuck? You know there is an ice machine? Then opened a milk carton and poured it in the cup while saying mmmmmm? Okay?

Then I came home and dancing with the stars didnt tape cause cable is glitching I thought about bitching to time warner but after 2 years and it being the first time I let it go. So I'm watching the girl next door again debating blogging...

Kory